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Let's tell you about what this is.

This is a serious blog. It is as deeply serious as the deep crusts we will be ingesting and our patience for tasteless or poorly constructed freezer pizzas is as thin as the crust they often are made on.

Dan and myself have decided that a worthwhile pursuit and something that can truly help and elevate humanity is reviewing as many if not all of the freezer pizzas that are available to you the consumer so that you don't ever have to enter a grocery freezer section looking for a frozen pizza and left with nagging suspicion that you missed out on something amazing.

Dan and I do our best to document our experiences with each pizza, we make our reviews based on packaging, honestly, integrity, basic human decency, how many pepperonis are actually on a pepperoni pizza, does the sausage look like a rat dropping or an actual sausage, are the baking instructions clear enough to let you the average consumer know how to properly prepare the pizza that you have just purchased so it is a taste bud fulfilling experience, and so on and so on

We want to delve deep into the frozen pizza empire and shake it to its core. We're not endorsed by any frozen pizza company or any company that is attached to one of these pizza empires. Our opinions are solely ours and they are made without bias and without any preconceived notions.

This is our Pizza Blog, hear our voice, hear our truth, become educated, become empowered, let's make this world a better place for you and me and frozen pepperoni